In stand-up hand whompin' up beside the head before rolling upon plush red carpet pulling hair, elbow thrusts to lipstick, & screaming like pansy merchant marine sailors will Hollywood Actress or Feminist Lecturer win 'Tough Thirty-Something Broad Of Celebrities Award' if held in the Embassy of neutral Nation of France? Assume both have had three minutes of formal evening gown seam tearing & roundhouse slaps. Who would reader have cash money on and why?